lecterings:

'where is the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago' an autobiography i'll never write because i keep losing the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago.

(via amorivore)

therealeovaldez:

vesta-88:

i dont play assassins creed, but is this like the entire plotline or something??

This is literally all you do in the game

therealeovaldez:

vesta-88:

i dont play assassins creed, but is this like the entire plotline or something??

This is literally all you do in the game

(via water-writer)

sabaceanbabe:

ryulongd:

why is the chow chow paired with a lioness toy

Look at his face.  He’s wondering the same thing.

(Source: thecutestofthecute, via amorivore)

allthingseurope:

Orava Castle, Slovakia (by Tomas Sereda)

allthingseurope:

Orava Castle, Slovakia (by Tomas Sereda)

oswalled:

The Avengers + Brooklyn Nine-Nine

"Why do we have to dress up for Thanksgiving? I don’t even celebrate that stuff. The whole holiday is based on overeating. We should be wearing velvet track suits and diapers."

(via acidburn42)

theyellowbrickroad:

the worst way for friendships to end is for literally nothing to go wrong, you just stop talking. they stop messaging you to see how youre doing and you get sick of being the first one to initiate conversation so you just let the friendship go and wonder how that person is doing and never hear from them again

(via amorivore)

aviatinq:

Lava | Scott Godwin

(Source: grikurt, via amorivore)

(Source: englishsnow, via acidburn42)

mstrkrftz:

Nothern paradise
by Daniel Kordan

aminaabramovic:

aziz ansari’s voice in the back of my head faintly telling me to treat myself is going to be my downfall

(via marxistdaughter)

destispell:

imagine an american going to hogwarts determined not to live up to stereotypes and they do pretty well up until they discover their patronus is a bald eagle

(via adorablepuppyassassin)

ifuckingloveminerals:

Meteoritic Iron, Olivine
Fukang meteorite, Fukang Co., Changji Autonomous Prefecture, Xinjiang Autonomous Region, China

ifuckingloveminerals:

Meteoritic Iron, Olivine

Fukang meteorite, Fukang Co., Changji Autonomous Prefecture, Xinjiang Autonomous Region, China